Care Instructions

I was reading the tag on my belt, because, well, I do things like that. On one side it had the sizing and the material it's made out of and where it's made. It also says "CARE ON REVERSE". I thought, Hm, I didn't know you were supposed to wash your belt. Come to find out, you're not supposed to. The so-called "care instructions" are as follows: REMOVE BEFORE WASHING.

Carbonated

Apparently, my body is unable to properly take in carbonated beverages. It seems, anytime I drink soda or something with bubbles, I cry. My mother, being the loving woman that she is, noticed this today while we were at lunch. This was her response: "It's just so beautiful," as she *wiped* a tear away from her face. Thanks mom. Love you too. And so, I sit in the basement, drinking soda, by myself. At least the computer doesn't mock me.