One of Those Days

"Have you ever had one of those days where you really wish you had a boyfriend? Everyone’s just so attractive."

Math

"Holy Shift! Look at the mother function on that asymptote!"

Lunch Time

"Get your wiener out of my chili!"

Salsa

"While I'm spanking salsa balls!"

Super Smash Bros.

"Slash slash stab!"

Winter Dates

"Since I have a pass we can go snowing and skiiboarding a lot."

Woman vs Women

"The bane of a woman's existence: gravity and other women."