Gender Roles Pt. 2

If you were a boy, I would've just peed my pants.

Gender Roles

If I was a guy, I'd probably be gay. ... That's awkward.

Simile

"marrying within your ward is like peeing in the pool; you just shouldn't do it"
"if marrying within the ward is like peeing in the pool, marrying your next door neighbor is like pooping in the pool"