Math Class

"You're like quantum mechanics: the more I learn about you, the more I want to bang my head against the wall."

Snicker Snicker

"K, so, last night when I was shaving--" "BAHAHAHAHAHA!! You shave!?"

Coming From a True Man

He's so pretty!

Dreaming of a White Christmas

"I used to love the smell of yellow snow."

Asian

"How do you blindfold an Asian?"
"How?"
"With dental floss."