Gender Roles Pt. 2

If you were a boy, I would've just peed my pants.

Gender Roles

If I was a guy, I'd probably be gay. ... That's awkward.

Simile

"marrying within your ward is like peeing in the pool; you just shouldn't do it"
"if marrying within the ward is like peeing in the pool, marrying your next door neighbor is like pooping in the pool"

Marriage

"I need to find my husband."

Dating

I can't have a girlfriend. I'm like a tiger--I can't be caged.

Sunday School

"Now I know you guys won't go out and smoke a crack rock - or I dunno, maybe."

What Day Is It?

I would be so happy right now if it was Thursday.
I really wish it was Thursday.